"what is shipping?"
cute things to call your girlfriend:
6. 1 tbs of butter
7. stir thoroughly
8. pour into baking pan
9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375
why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot
you smooth fucker
Diggity damn son.
I used to be a kid who ‘was going places’ but then I joined Tumblr
straight boys dress like randomised sims
If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’.